But it always wins. Why would you happen to have a raincoat with you?

June 15, 2024

Which head coach carries a raincoat with him when he directs the game?
Even taking an umbrella is better than taking a raincoat, right?
At first glance, this raincoat is specially prepared for this occasion. If the umbrella is used, the water is hardly sprayed out because the nozzle position is not high, and the umbrella may be able to prevent the water from falling from the top of the head and the water from the side.
Look at the effect of Chang Sheng’s raincoat now …
This raincoat can cover him from beginning to end without leaving a gap.
Dripping water doesn’t get in!
Absolute defense!
But if Changsheng’s raincoat was specially prepared at this time … how could Changsheng know that Barcelona would let the stadium sprinkler spray water on the turf after the game?
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Changsheng is oblivious to those surprised eyes.
He is not worried that it will expose his identity as a traveler-even if he admits that he is afraid of crossing, it will be regarded as a joke.
Then you can just find an excuse to prevaricate. Who will get to the bottom of this question?
Compared to this, Lacey? Isn’t it more eye-catching for Austria to completely defeat Dream Three at home in Barcelona and eliminate them?
Changsheng just walks in the water in a raincoat and hugs his players one by one.
Lazio players also feel a little awkward following raincoats and hugging their bosses.
Changsheng smiled and explained to them, "Never underestimate the meanness and shame of your opponents when you are prepared!"
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Although the water spray system at Camp Nou has been in operation, Lazio players and coaches have not left before.
Since the other side wants the alliance to leave quickly, they will not leave!
At last, when Chang Sheng came to the post-match press conference, the reporters had been waiting for a while.
However, the so-called constant victory is now a big star. Everyone has a lot of questions to ask him and is happy to hear him speak. No one will express dissatisfaction if he waits any longer.
In other words, Changsheng is qualified to play big cards.
Even if he fooled those people, he still had to suffer.
Chang Sheng had taken off his raincoat and appeared in front of the reporters in a suit when he came.
He was surprised to see the Catalan reporter. "The Catalan media is still here? I really admire their courage! "
Everyone turned their attention to those Catalan journalists.
Even so, the Catalan journalist didn’t leave.
If you leave, that’s giving up to Changsheng, right? That’s what they think in their hearts
But the real reason may be that I want to hear what Chang Sheng has to say, otherwise I don’t know how to write the post-match report …
So they all had the cheek to sit still.
Changsheng doesn’t want them to really lift their asses and leave, so they won’t have anyone to tease and ridicule.
"I want to thank the Barcelona fans first for being able to beat Barcelona by such a score of 61," Chang Sheng said solemnly after sitting down.
Even if everyone is used to his amazing words, he still can’t help but look at each other and don’t know why he said so.
"I want to thank the Barcelona fans from the bottom of my heart, because if they hadn’t come to our hotel building in the middle of the night to make a scene, my players wouldn’t have entered the state so quickly, because my players have been getting up after being awakened by them, and I’m afraid they won’t be able to sleep well tonight if they don’t vent their anger. Lazio can get a good game quickly, thanks to the Barcelona fans, especially those who went to the hotel building to set off firecrackers."
Stupid can hear that Changsheng is mocking …
But Chang Sheng added, "Don’t be sarcastic. I am seriously thanking the Barcelona fans. You are the best thirteenth person in Lazio. What is the best thirteenth person? Because the best twelfth person is a Lazio fan. "
Then the reporters raised their hands and asked
"Boots Cox was shown a second yellow card for protesting after the game … Guardiola admitted that chiellini really fouled when he fell in the penalty area. What do you think of this?"
Changsheng spread his hands and said, "What do I think? I strongly support the referee’s decision. I believe he must have made a correct penalty … "
"But according to the video of the game, chiellini really fouled. It should really be a penalty …" A Catalan reporter retorted
"According to the game video? According to the video of the game, meireles should not get a yellow card yet! Boots Cox fooled the referee after that performance. I have to say that this year’s Academy of Motion Picture Awards were awarded early. If they saw Boots Cox’s performance, they wouldn’t award the best actor award to Jeff bridges, the leading actor of Crazy Heart! Because Sergio Boots’s shocking performance fully demonstrated his acting ability and imagination, we showed that human acting can still break through to such a degree … He alone eclipsed all previous Oscar winners … Yes, he is the real winner! I suggest that Oscar present a golden statuette. If Oscar doesn’t do it, I will do it! "
Chang Sheng’s words made the Catalan journalist stunned and couldn’t think of how to refute Chang Sheng.
Boots Cox’s half-time diving was really clumsy …
The other party hit him in the chest, but he covered his face.
The question is whether you can stop peeking when you are rolling around!
But also let the video broadcast to the record.
What a shame!
Chang Sheng seems to be afraid that everyone will not believe him, adding, "I mean it."
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Then a reporter asked him about raincoats. Why did he take a raincoat with him? Did he already know that Camp Nou would spray water after the game?
The winning answer is, "Barcelona is a small-minded club. It’s not that I haven’t dealt with them. I have really thought about what problems we will encounter if we celebrate the victory after the game. I have made all kinds of plans. Actually, if we win the game and then the Nou Camp suddenly stops … I may have considered them all."
He blacked out Barcelona …
After the game in Barcelona, spraying water often wins, saying, "This is childish. I’m not surprised or angry at all. Anyway, everyone has seen how Barcelona treats the winners in front of hundreds of millions of viewers around the world … everyone has seen it."
He spread out his hands and told reporters
There will be a lot of reports about it after the game.
This is really a stupid thing for Barcelona to affect their reputation.
In fact, when Chang Sheng saw this scene in the previous life, he didn’t think about what Barcelona should do.